Blair's ignorance

"He asked very smart questions, though I did think that someone who was prime minister for so long should already have known these facts."

So much for Blair's alleged impressive degree of insight into the Palestinian apartheid.

Peak Oil will bring economic turmoil to a neighbourhood near you by 2012

Climate change is, of course, not the only major challenge facing our civilisation these days. This one is likely to be felt a lot sooner, however. The imminence of the economic and social turmoil that will inevitably accompany this phenomenon is one of the reasons why I believe our government has already missed the boat when it comes to renewable generation. If a concerted development and investment program had been put into effect before the turn of the century we would already be seeing technological progress and a healthy export industry. As oil prices start to spike we would be in a comfortable position to initiate a smooth transfer to sustainable generation. This hasn't happened. Tony decided to invade Iraq instead. (I have a mad vision of him sitting at a table in No. 10 with the two options scribbled on bits of paper and pinned to a dartboard whilst he closes his eyes and prepares to throw a dart.)

Blair to convert to Catholicism - Proof of His Insanity

Yes, in a final, masterful demonstration of his unsuitability for public office, Tony Blair is engaging in talks with Pope Fuckhead XVAIVX to discuss his conversion. Tony's skill at spin and dissembling fact make him theperfect candidate for high office in the Vatican. One he is eminently better qualified for than Middle East envoy.

BAE: The Scum of The Earth - part 3 - Blair's response

"Its all ok, I stopped the investigation because it would have been a very naughty thing to do to all those just and humane rulers of Saudi Arabia who have helped us so much in funding radical Islamic preachers who are currently preaching hatred and intolerance in the very same country that this ruling was alleged to protect (the great Blairtish Empire). Instead of worrying about good old BAE you should be more worried about the evil Iraqis who want their country back, imagine what would happen if we went home and let them rebuild their civilisation again without our guiding influence! Surely those naughty Iranian people would try and seize control of all of Saddam's WMD that he hid all over Iraq so that they could nuke Hounslow high street and kill all the sweet little children who are roaming the streets instead of being in school because their education has been shorn of significance and relevance to real-world issues like poverty and power politics and climate change and all those things which I have perpetuated throughout my reign."

He's a cunt.