A comment from some guy on the GP facebook page reads:
This is particularly well put.
I did, however, encounter a yet superior diatribe on the subject, courtesy of "spiggynodules" on a CiF article by Derek Wall, GP male Principle Speaker and advocate of the status quo. It will quickly become apparent why I favour this version ;~)
"- For God's sake, you stupid hippy!
The Green Party scored like 8%, 12%, 16% of the vote in one Euro Election, a million years ago.
- And ever since then, you're like dead, dude!
How can "green issues" be getting bigger and nastier every single year, and you suckers have more or less completely disappeared?
"You" don't need a leader?
The planet needs you to have a bloody leader, and a great one! You need a Churchill... and the planet needs you to have a Churchill.
But you're still antsy-farty about one "ego" (maaaan) spoiling the overall veggie-pacifist, laid back, non-male, impeccably girly, superbly "surrendered" image of the party.
"It's not like there's any sense of urgency here, is it?"
- Chucking Smell!
It's the biggest issue, on the planet, now or ever. And you dweebs don't want to be "too assertive".
Look, chummy, if being useless is all you wanna do, then do us all a favour and get out of politics; stop splitting the anti-Tory vote while being nothing!"
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