Saturday, November 28, 2009

number ones


Danny Chivers from A Daisy Through Concrete has tagged me with one of them there newfangled interweb meme things. It was started by The Chief Badger in response to one of Danny's own posts where he observed that Google searches for "ranting performance poetry video climate change bespectacled freak" would inevitably produce links to his work. Merrick then challenged a number of bloggers to present amusing Google search strings which would provide links to their blogs in the number one spot with particular merit to be awarded to those with sexually explicit elements, as such material is so very prevalent on the interwebs.

Now, as innovative profanity and sweary, political rants are very much the meat-and-veg of punkscience, I am somewhat proud to present the following Google (UK) searches which produce links to here in the top spot:

climate change denying goat cock
the uk government is shit
Mandelson donkey dicks
David Cameron pseudo green bullshit
Hazel Blears fraudulent cunt

I'm particularly proud that Googling 'Sir David King delusional nuclear cunt fetish' also puts PS at the top of the podium.

To extend the meme I will offer tags to Muhamad, Tampon Teabag, Rossinisbird and- with delicious anticipation- pigdogfucker.


  1. You, sir, you're a disgraceful man with a self-proclaimed small cock. How could you possibly, even, think that an erstwhile Muslim boy like moi is going to come up with horrible expletives? Doncha know my blog is read by respectable Bengalis from as far away as Dhaka (and on very rare occasions, whoever in Japan)?
    Since it's Sunday, and I too is in need of entertainment, I'll endeavor at this memetic thing.

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  3. You're banned, Duff. Fuck off back to the BNP.


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