Thursday, January 15, 2009

from the archives . . .


. . . comes this wonderful piece of ranty prose from Flying Rodent:

"I've come to a realisation. It's not the government that's soft, and it's not the justice system that's stained with the ugly yellow streak of cowardice.

It's the citizenry.

Terrified by tabloid tales of roving bands of feral children, held housebound with horror as you watch the last dregs of British decency gurgle down the plug-hole?

Well, boo-fucking-hoo kids, that's life - sometimes ugly, dirty, coarse and dangerous, but vibrant, exciting and alive. If you tremble in dread every time a gang of kids walk past, you're not a clear-eyed realist, but a pant-pissing jessie.

I don't know about anyone else, but if the police state of enforced politeness these quaking wimps envision ever came to pass, I'd emigrate in a second.

Can you imagine? It'd make Nurse Ratched's ward in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest look like a Slipknot gig."


  1. I must pass that on to Mrs. Newlove, it will be such a comfort to her and her two daughters!

  2. As attached to reality as usual, Duff? Garry Newlove had three daughters, not two.

    And yes, you are the sort of yellow streak of piss the passage refers too.

  3. "I must pass that on to Mrs. Newlove"

    Don't forget to mention your rape fantasies.

  4. Yes, indeed, my anonymous friend. We are all aware of Duff's sadism. He was probably wanking over the footage of Mrs Newlove weeping into the cameras.


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